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Now you can Dress like Sheen

Will it stop?  Probably not for another 6 months to a year…lol…let’s fill up on crazy and dress like it too…all while he keeps making more money..

Really? :  http://www.globalrebels.com/davinci/Charlie-Sheen-Signature-Series/products/159/

Sheening- by Urban Dictionary:

-noun
…1. the act of raging wildly(with or without cocaine and porn stars)
2. the act of mentally converting your bi-polar disorder to bi-winning 

-adjective
3. winning at life
4. being a warlock
5. taking enough drugs to kill an elephant

Look carefully

Can you tell what is different between these two photos?

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/672/samefk0.swf

:b Enjoy your day!!!

I’ve taken the liberty of putting your name into the drawing…..

For a Seven Night Cruise Around the Bay of Islands, on the ‘GypsyQueen’ Cruise Liner. All airfares, transfers, food and drinks inclusive; with dinner at the captain’s table as his personal guest.

Good luck, I hope you win!

 

Here is a picture from the brochure……..Dream Vacation

 

Nothing is too good for my friends or family!

3 inch Floppy – for Adults Only

 

Memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider’s home
A virus was the flu
A CD was a bank account

A hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
 
And if you had a 3 inch floppy .

 
. . you just hoped nobody ever found out!!

401-keg

Ha! This was sent in 2008 to me… 🙂

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.

But …. if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received a $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon! Makes you proud to be an American!

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