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Enjoy!      Ways to feign productivity at work!

6) Take advantage of that stockpile of Post-Its in your desk – On one, write someone’s name and a phone number. On another, the name of a company and their main line. On yet another, in bold print, write out “DO NOT FORGET TO FAX PATTY THE PLANS!!!” Then stick them in random places around your desk / cubicle. You can go in so many different directions with this.