9 WORDS WOMEN USE 

 (1)  Fine:  This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2)  Five Minutes:  If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3)  Nothing:  This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4)  Go Ahead:  This is a dare, not permission.  Don’t Do It!

(5)  Loud Sigh:  This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6)  That’s Okay:  This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.
That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake

(7)  Thanks:  A woman is thanking you, do not question or Faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ that will bring on a ‘whatever’.

(8)  Whatever:  Is a women’s way of saying SCREW YOU!

(9)  Don’t worry about it, I got it:  Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to 3.

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