Category: Random


401-keg

Ha! This was sent in 2008 to me… 🙂

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.

But …. if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received a $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon! Makes you proud to be an American!

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Things I found funny today

In between other things that occupy my day I found these:

http://www.peopleofpublictransit.com/

http://www.gdumb.com/

http://www.magnificentbastard.com/

http://www.realultimatepower.net/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=US&hl=uk&v=JvNLlwkwP64

Sombrero

I just like this picture….

Yeah, she thinks my sombrero's hot!

Incase you find your self saying ” Wow Sombrero’s, I want to know more” click here Sombrero’s

You couldn’t make this up if you tried–
this is from the Brush Colorado News Tribune

You broke your collarbone how????

difficult things to say

I thought this was a funny list…

This reminded me of so many people and several situations that have happened at least once with, dare I say, all of you.

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I’m married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I’m not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn’t it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn’t! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I’m not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination and I’d hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

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