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Now you can Dress like Sheen

Will it stop?  Probably not for another 6 months to a year…lol…let’s fill up on crazy and dress like it too…all while he keeps making more money..

Really? :  http://www.globalrebels.com/davinci/Charlie-Sheen-Signature-Series/products/159/

Sheening- by Urban Dictionary:

-noun
…1. the act of raging wildly(with or without cocaine and porn stars)
2. the act of mentally converting your bi-polar disorder to bi-winning 

-adjective
3. winning at life
4. being a warlock
5. taking enough drugs to kill an elephant

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Don’t worry about it, I got it

9 WORDS WOMEN USE 

 (1)  Fine:  This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2)  Five Minutes:  If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3)  Nothing:  This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4)  Go Ahead:  This is a dare, not permission.  Don’t Do It!

(5)  Loud Sigh:  This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6)  That’s Okay:  This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.
That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake

(7)  Thanks:  A woman is thanking you, do not question or Faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ that will bring on a ‘whatever’.

(8)  Whatever:  Is a women’s way of saying SCREW YOU!

(9)  Don’t worry about it, I got it:  Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to 3.

TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN THE OFFICE, AREN’T:
10. I need to whip it out by 5.
9. Mind if I use your laptop?
8. Just stick it in my box.
7. If I have to lick one more, I’ll gag!
6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!!!
5. HMMMMM, I think it’s out of fluid!
4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
3. It’s an entry level position.
2. When do you think you’ll be getting off today?
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but at the office isn’t:
1. It’s not fair. I do all the work while he just sits there!!!

TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN A LAW FIRM AREN’T:
10. Have you looked through her briefs?
9. He is one hard judge .
8. Counselor, let’s do it in chambers.
7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.
6. Is it a penal offense?
5. Better leave the handcuffs on.
4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!
3. Can you get him to drop his suit?
2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in law isn’t:
1. Think you can get me off?

TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY BUT IN GOLF AREN’T:
10. Damn, my shaft is bent.
9. After 18 holes, I can barely walk .
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
7. Look at the size of his putter.
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
3. My hands are so sweaty I can’t get a good grip.
2. Nice stroke, but your follow-through leaves a lot to be desired.
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in golf isn’t:
1. Hold up! I need to wash my balls first.

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