Category: What the!

is it moving?

If you take a look at the following picture , let me tell you … it is not animated. Your eyes are making it move. To test this, stare at one
spot for a couple of seconds and everything will stop moving. Or look at
the black center of each circle and it will stop moving. But move your
eyes to the next black center and the previous will move after you take
your eyes away from it…. Weird

Is it moving?

Beetle Battle

It was a beautiful morning, traffic was a breeze, I felt great, ready to take on any challenge (so I thought)…little did I know I would be entering “The ThunderDome”  Challenger Warrior Beetle…  

So I was sitting at my desk, typing away, talking on the phone, following up on emails…remember “Career Woman taking on today’s Challenges”… 

All of the sudden I felt a little tickle on my toe…huh..that’s different…I didn’t see feathers in the office today?  My brain quickly flashed back to childhood scarring memories of creepy Texas Roaches and I knew immediately that was no feather…  

All at onceI pushed away from my desk, headset flying off my head, looking down at my toe, kicking my sandals off as I see the enormous monster of a beetle raised up on it’s back legs…in some sort of war-stance… on my toe!  Then I let out the most ridiculously girly scream (in the office mind you) jumping up, all super creeped out with a full on case of the heebi-jeebies and now backed in a corner trying to see where the monster is…The Beetle won that round! 

Little does this Warrior Beetle know it has entered my ThunderDome!!!  I still have to work… the phone is ringing…I answer still on high alert for this creature…too distracted…I qucikly get off the phone and hunt…moving and shaking boxes trying anything to uncover its secret hiding spot…. (two hours later)  deciding it has retreated I get up walk around my desk and there it is!!!  Playing possum…NOOOO…it takes off running… 

You think you can catch me...HA!!!


I quickly grab the nearest jar trapping the warrior!!! 

Conquered Warrior Beetle!!!! No one can hear your cries!!!!


 ME:  Champion!!! 


and shenanigans are out of the questions…..

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Alright it’s a toss-up Air freshener or Gum….

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