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3 inch Floppy – for Adults Only

 

Memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider’s home
A virus was the flu
A CD was a bank account

A hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
 
And if you had a 3 inch floppy .

 
. . you just hoped nobody ever found out!!

I find this guy’s site funny… however…my sense of humor might be perceived as a little twisted…so you could find the following VERY OFFENSIVE. 

There, you are warned and free to  enjoy or don’t enjoy:

“Using the magic 8 ball to answer emails”

“Yeah that’s not what I was looking for at all”

Do you have too many friends and not enough enemies?  What can you do about that? Let this step-by-step guide help you be the best!

How to Make Enemies

Now go make it a great Friday!!! 

 I found myself lost in this site for a while…. laughing, and amazed at how people think! Enjoy or not, that’s up to you!  🙂  

What do Spiders and Chiropractor’s have in common?

    The following is old news but PURE GOLD!!!   This goes out to a great friend, who I have shared many laughs; let’s call her Shmauren 😀As China gears up for the upcoming Olympics, they are translating many signs into English.  
    Take a look at some of the results……..They are  HEERARIOUS!
     
     

    China is  ready for the Olympic tourists..   


    …but taste  like cat.

    Here, crippie,  take my seat. You look a little gravid.

    Dericious with  flied lice.


    Sounds better  than canned water, doesn’t it.

    Go over there  to die please. Thenk you!

    Good to know…  

    Look up &  down the aisle tw ice before proceeding…  
    Much  tastier than the grown up variety!  


    Memo  to Starbucks Legal Dept…

    I  wouldn’t tickle this one.

    Weird, because horsebeans sound delicious.  They  sell a ton of these
    at the market above.
     
    AKA  ‘Dress Barn’ in the states.


    It’s  hard to even know what to say about this one….  

    If  there’s one thing Americans don’t need help with!  

    Should  be in front of half the hotels…

    The  dork is delicious, but I’m not sure about the barboos.  

    for working girls.rance  entA special

    are liquor heads!  some of my best friendsNot very  nice…

    feels.  robsterBut  it’s nothing compared to how the

    …..no no no no  noNo

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